Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Saturday, 8 November 2008

GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN

Between the ages of 15 - 20 a woman is like Africa.
She is half discovered, half wild.

Between the ages of 20 - 30 a woman is like America.
Fully discovered and scientifically perfect.

Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India & Japan.
Very hot, wise and beautiful !!!!!!!!!

Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France.
She is half destroyed after the war but still desirable.

Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Germany.
She lost the war but not the hope.

Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia.
Very wide, very quiet but nobody goes there.

Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England.
With a glorious past but no future.

After 70, they become Siberia.
Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

Monday, 20 October 2008

10 Tahun setelah Menikah

10 Tahun setelah Menikah
Saat MENIKAH ... ...
Cowok : Akhirnya..Aku sudah menunggu ini sejak lama...
Cewek : Andai aku meninggalkanmu, relakah kamu?
Cowok : Tentu tidak!!!Jangan lagi berpikiran seperti itu!
Cewek : Bukankah kau sangat mencintaiku?
Cowok : Tentu! Selamanya akan tetap begitu...
Cewek : Mungkinkah kau akan selingkuh?
Cowok : Tidak! Aku tak mau melakukan itu
Cewek : Aku ngin berada dalam pelukanmu
Cowok : Ya..
Cewek : Sayangku...

10 tahun kemudian baca dialog dari bawah ke atas